Assholes Live Forever Emotional Baggage Duffle Bag

Finally—a bag that carries your gym gear and your unresolved issues. The Assholes Live Forever Emotional Baggage Duffle Bag is unapologetically loud, oversized, and brutally honest—just like you. Whether you're hauling it to the gym, an overnight regret, or your therapist's office, this roomy bag's got space for all your trauma and thigh-highs.

• Room for It All: Massive main compartment with enough space for clothes, shoes, secrets, and poor life choices.

• Durable AF: Sturdy nylon and wide straps so you can carry your load like a champ.

• Travel-Ready: Whether it's a walk of shame or airport runway, you're bringing the drama in style

You've been carrying it around for years—might as well make it fashion.