Assholes Live Forever Emotional Baggage Fanny Pack
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Benefits
Free shipping - on orders over £50
Discreet delivery - with anonymous packaging
Safe shopping - secure payment zone
Right to return - up to 365 days
Overview
Wear your damage like a badge of honour with the The Assholes Live Forever Emotional Baggage Fanny Pack. This bold, black crossbody doesn’t just carry your essentials—it carries your entire personality. Featuring EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE embroidered loud and clear on the front and ASSHOLES LIVE FOREVER running along the adjustable strap, this pack is your new favourite red flag.
- Compact Chaos: Two zip compartments for carrying your keys, phone, wallet—and all the unresolved trauma you don’t have time to unpack.
Wear It Your Way: Adjustable strap lets you rock it crossbody, over the shoulder, or slung like your bad decisions.
Perfect for the gym, the streets, or awkward family dinners. You bring the sarcasm, we’ll bring the storage.