Cockness Monster Keychain

Carry the untamed allure of the deep wherever you roam with the Cockness Monster Keychain - a perfectly pocket-sized version of the fan-favourite fantasy dildo inspired by the Loch Ness Monster.

While it’s small enough to fit in your pocket, it packs all the kinky Cockness Monster vibes of the full-sized version.

Clip it to your keys, bag, or even your phone case to let the world know you’re not afraid to unleash your inner monster-lover. This pocket-sized treasure brings the allure of the legendary and monstrous deep-sea beast.

Note: For decorative use only... Not for internal adventures - no matter how tempting!